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sydneyhaha
  • Town/Country : Richmond, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
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I agree, your life sucks (39074) - you deserved it (7374)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (2199)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30792) - you deserved it (5843)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 3:50am - misc - by Michael (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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