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About sydneydallas : I'm Sydney, junior @ OHS

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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (505915) - you deserved it (48623)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML


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