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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 June 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3676
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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sxychik's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

#8634808
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (4468)

On 02/25/2010 at 6:46am - misc - by SayWhat (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

#8611277
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30923) - you deserved it (3058)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

#8557720
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28237) - you deserved it (3504)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44046) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44046) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

#8400903
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (2733)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

#8365042
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2580)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

#8162555
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30437) - you deserved it (4631)

On 02/12/2010 at 9:14am - love - by JustMyLuck (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49619) - you deserved it (3357)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

#7946141
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10749) - you deserved it (21774)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

#7805682
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41360) - you deserved it (3310)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

#1969989
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41771) - you deserved it (17474)

On 05/15/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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