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by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 11:28am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm / United States (Utah) / Health
by dumped / 03/10/2010 at 7:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
by ohno / 03/10/2010 at 6:05am / United States / Intimacy
by supermanxs1 / 03/09/2010 at 10:32am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML
by 3-wheeler / 03/09/2010 at 6:12am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Transportation
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
by Numbnuts / 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML
by JackG / 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm / United States (Montana) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
by BirthdayGirl / 03/02/2010 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…