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by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 4:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 10:24am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
by soccer8goalie / 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm / United States (West Virginia) / Health
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
by half-dead in CA / 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (California) / Health
by chevygirl51 / 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous