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swishaa218
  • Town/Country : Omaha, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14172) - you deserved it (24765)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96) - you deserved it (1726)

On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)



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