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swishaa218
  • Town/Country : Omaha, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (7672)

On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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164 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)



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