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swimma4life24

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swimma4life24

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  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a customer came into our store and asked if we sold "child sized coffins". This isn't even the weirdest question I've been asked. FML

#21140459
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39198) - you deserved it (4204)

On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

#21122058
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42253) - you deserved it (7007)

On 04/24/2014 at 7:42pm - health - by AnonymousAndSad (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

#21110397
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40442) - you deserved it (3354)

On 04/11/2014 at 4:07pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Today, a customer threw his hot coffee all over me, because it was taking "too long" for their credit card to be approved. FML

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML

#21085874
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28326) - you deserved it (10895)

On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

#21069230
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33306) - you deserved it (19927)

On 02/23/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by weak - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML

#21038657
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31817) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by PangolinScholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

#21025933
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31705) - you deserved it (39313)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

#21025608
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47199) - you deserved it (4012)

On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

#20980543
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43040) - you deserved it (2390)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

#20974447
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54901) - you deserved it (4024)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

#20934961
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37516) - you deserved it (4001)

On 10/26/2013 at 9:23pm - animals - by Puppy problems - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

#20886799
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38489) - you deserved it (4279)

On 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

#20867437
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39818) - you deserved it (3091)

On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

#20846305
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42622) - you deserved it (2839)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States



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