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swimdiva
  • Town/Country : South Haven, Us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 January 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (4490) - you deserved it (47670)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

#6150429 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (20759) - you deserved it (2302)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by xo007 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML

#6147856 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (26264) - you deserved it (1347)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by burned (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

#6133031 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (12099) - you deserved it (4717)

On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

#6065212 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (11480) - you deserved it (1297)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my long-distance girlfriend asked me if she could see someone else on the side. FML

#6001023 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (4642)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24am - love - by cheezeits (woman) - United States (California)