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swimchic20

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About swimchic20 : I love screamo music, swimming, and american horror story. Want to know more kik me asking_alessandra (:
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Yesterday , my lips were dry and chappd , so I askd if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind , so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

#21021931
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (12613)

On 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm - misc - by chapstick (man) - United States (California)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I HAD TO GO TREE SHOPPING WITH MAH DAD AND SOME OF HIS WORK BUDDIES. IT HIT ITS LOWEST POINT WHEN ONE LOUDLY TOLD US ABOUT A CRAP HANDJOB HE GOT RECENTLY. ( I MEAN YEAH CHOKE THE COCK ) HE SAID ( BUT DON'T CHOKE IT TO DEATH NAM'SAYIN'? ) I'D NEVER WANTED TO JUST DROP DEAD MORE. FAT FML

#20993322
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (3050)

On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packd with food that I put into the fridge. I realizd two looool hours laterhile frantically looking 4 a tampon. I'm still cold down there. big fat FML

#20966555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40566) - you deserved it (11874)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had mah school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive u people fir bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. real FML

#20938215
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43407) - you deserved it (3810)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52454) - you deserved it (9220)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (9356)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

TODAY , TRYING TO BA ROMANTIC , I STARTAD COMING ON TO MY WIFAHILA IN BAD , ONLY FOR HAR TO YAT AGAIN SAY SHA WASN'T IN THA MOOD. WHAN I ASKAD Y SHA NAVAR IS LATALY , SHA SARCASTICALLY BLAMAD IT ON THA GOVARNMANT SHUTDOWN , THAN ROLLAD OVAR TO GO TO SLAAP. FML

#20916670
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51940) - you deserved it (5645)

On 10/11/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by (-__- ) ( ^.^) (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed 4 my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. mega FML

#20861465
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42209) - you deserved it (3651)

On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India

Today , I got sant homa aarly bacausa a larga fira broka out at work. I was graatad by tha sight of cocktard of a "boyfriand" making out on sofa with anothar woman. Ha actually had tha audacity and brass balls to claim ha thought sha was ma. FML

#20842035
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55799) - you deserved it (3789)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:40pm - love - by why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, we were having a family dinner with mah boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen,hen we were getting the food ready, he proposd. I screamd. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tasd him in the leg. fat FML

#20841540
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57884) - you deserved it (6726)

On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

#20817265
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56961) - you deserved it (5529)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caugt sigt of a pair of guys grinning and filming me wit tere cellpones troug my window. FML

#20811460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40063) - you deserved it (13213)

On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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