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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 670
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sweetytweety : my name is melissa.......I'm so awesome so message me

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Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39632) - you deserved it (2988)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML


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On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML


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