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sweetytweety
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 394
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About sweetytweety : my name is melissa.......I'm so awesome so message me


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Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29719) - you deserved it (1944)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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