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sweetybaybeC
  • Town/Country : Bum Fuck Egypt, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 185
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sweetybaybeC : Reality is nourishment but people don't believe it. I guess it's hard to stomach the truth like a bulimic.

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Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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111 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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117 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

#20739366
143 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML

#20638629
110 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 8:13am - intimacy - by Who1s269 (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
154 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

#20480699
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On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
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On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

#18198987
155 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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183 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

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109 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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