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Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early an ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, an still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16099) - you deserved it (20648)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early an ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, an still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16099) - you deserved it (20648)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Lost A Huge Bet With Mah Friends. I Had To Either Post A Sexual Message On Mah Mom's Facebook Wall Confessing Mah ( Love ) 4 Her, Or Be Ratted Out 4 Cheating On A School Test Earlier In The Year. Now I'm Considered A Freak By Half Mah School, And Am Indefinitely Grounded. FML

#18368736
179 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

#18364433
302 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING 4 MY MOM TO PICK ME UP FROM UNIVERSITY, I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND PRETENDD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE STILL POINTD AND LAUGHD, BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO WHEN YUR MOM PULLS UP AND SHOUTS, "STOP PRETENDING TO TALK TO SOMEONE." FML

#18353001
74 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, WHILE WAITING 4 MY MOM TO PICK ME UP FROM UNIVERSITY, I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND PRETENDD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE STILL POINTD AND LAUGHD, BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO WHEN YUR MOM PULLS UP AND SHOUTS, "STOP PRETENDING TO TALK TO SOMEONE." FML

#18353001
74 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2DAY MY NIEGHBOUR KICKED MY FOOTBALL BACK OVER THE FENCE. THEY'D SLASHED IT AND TAPED A NOTE TO THE REMAIN THAT SAID, "DO IT AGAIN AND IT'LL BE YUR FACE." NOW I'M SCARED TO PLAY FOOTBALL IN MY OWN BACKYARD. MEGA FML

#18350483
148 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

looool Today, mah friend an I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced... and looool that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhmhat? big fat FML

#18324369
259 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

#18306908
117 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

yesterday I was using the bathroom an checking Facebook on mah phone. As I'm checking mah news fed, I notice a new photo upload by mah brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

yesterday I was using the bathroom an checking Facebook on mah phone. As I'm checking mah news fed, I notice a new photo upload by mah brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States



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