This member hasn't filled in the description.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (2258)
On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56544) - you deserved it (2318)
On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8353) - you deserved it (19924)
On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8353) - you deserved it (19924)
On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19521) - you deserved it (2412)
On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20994) - you deserved it (8677)
On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27886) - you deserved it (5314)
On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (3381)
On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18661) - you deserved it (1534)
On 11/21/2011 at 11:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38601) - you deserved it (2061)
On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12858) - you deserved it (29998)
On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12858) - you deserved it (29998)
On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32131) - you deserved it (23500)
On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28052) - you deserved it (5887)
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (3213)
On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
