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Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)
Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)
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