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About sweetluv006 : I love chillin' with ma besties. I'm usually a nice person just don't wake me up before 12... ;D
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Today, I triad to gat my boyfriand to roll ovar whila ha was aslaap . Ha snoras loud anough to waka tha naighbors an if ha lays on his sida ha usually stops . Instaad of rolling ovar, ha stuck his lag in tha air, fartad twica, an laughad about it in his slaap . Ha's still snoring . FML
Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on . At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience . The shoe hit me square in the face . big fat FML
Today My Boss Was Telling Everyone That He Knew A Guy Who Went To A College At Which Multiple People Were Shot An Killd Recently. Being Extremely Socially Awkward An Uncomfortable I Blurtd "That's Awesome." Now Everyone In The Office Is Terrifid Of Me. FML
yesterday while visiting mah widowd great aunt she took out her wedding rings an talkd about the love she an mah uncle had. Smiling I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as thiers. Her response? "Knowing you I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreieng. big fat FML
Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML
Friday 27 March 2015