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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 338
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About sweetkitten69 : Hey there! My name's Arian. I'm 34 and happily engaged to my amazing fiancé. He has a 23yr old daughter, that's pregnant. So that means I'm going to be a mom and grandma before I even have any kids of my own, go figure lol. We have a kitten named Athena. She's the lil hellion climbing my curtains in the pic. Lol

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Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45114) - you deserved it (8389)

On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML


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On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 5:10pm - health - by ughhhh - United States

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML


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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML


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On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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