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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sweetkitten69 : Hey there! My name's Arian. I'm 34 and happily engaged to my amazing fiancé. We just moved to Al. from CO., if you wanna know more just ask. :)

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Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49076) - you deserved it (4736)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43297) - you deserved it (8103)

On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38621) - you deserved it (6995)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

#21129797
135 comments

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On 05/03/2014 at 5:10pm - health - by ughhhh - United States

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27554) - you deserved it (3359)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29288) - you deserved it (1603)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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