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sweetest_jenn

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sweetest_jenn : I have a weird sense of humor and a bad temper to boot. On Wednesdays, I wear pink and you can't sit with me!

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100 kick ass comments

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sweetest_jenn's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

#21194001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54502) - you deserved it (3934)

On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

#21175721
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (3516)

On 06/15/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

#21162704
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51757) - you deserved it (7519)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59573) - you deserved it (8450)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

#21155774
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44895) - you deserved it (5537)

On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

#21153154
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41995) - you deserved it (4393)

On 05/27/2014 at 7:15am - animals - by Holyguacamoly (woman) - Iceland



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