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Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11083) - you deserved it (19537)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:10am - love - by JCruz411 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending text, email, or calling, but placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19365) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (4049) - you deserved it (21294)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

#6958036 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (1701)

On 12/26/2009 at 3:47pm - love - by Vicky - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (4787) - you deserved it (57047)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

#4208368 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (6576) - you deserved it (35757)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by anonymouschicka (woman) - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

#4025974 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (39676) - you deserved it (6025)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

#3048496 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (33934) - you deserved it (2893)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)