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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29439) - you deserved it (13052)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16017) - you deserved it (41424)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12544) - you deserved it (56905)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

#17418334
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (6624)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58104) - you deserved it (5818)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30972) - you deserved it (3270)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29927) - you deserved it (15530)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73754) - you deserved it (7689)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (41278)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37090) - you deserved it (9708)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (5046)

On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41377) - you deserved it (4298)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48955) - you deserved it (8796)

On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10804) - you deserved it (47919)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

#15879148
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (8911)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by fatcat117 (man) - United States (New Mexico)



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