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by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by pizzaface / 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by aliixmaee / 08/09/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Love
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by MathTeacher / 05/02/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
by Tara / 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kyla / 04/24/2011 at 1:56am / United States (California) / Money
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
by fatcat117 / 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…