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swedeNix

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About swedeNix : martial art freak; train and teach 5 diffrent styles, + i swim and do gym workout :) a life with lots of chances to get my life fucked! Love ppl, so feel free To txt:) however, i hate the MTV attitude, so lie or write f*ck to the peeps who likes it, not me

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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swedeNix's favorite FMLs

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32587) - you deserved it (4115)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML

#13650212
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19897) - you deserved it (11279)

On 10/30/2010 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (3019)

On 12/12/2009 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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