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About swedeNix : martial art freak; train and teach 5 diffrent styles, + i swim and do gym workout :) a life with lots of chances to get my life fucked! Love ppl, so feel free To txt:) however, i hate the MTV attitude, so lie or write f*ck to the peeps who likes it, not me
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Friday 19 September 2014