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Today at Burger King I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat an exploded on my legs an pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30413) - you deserved it (5647)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... my boyfriand dacidad it would ba funny to racord us having sax and ma scraaming his nama. looool Ha sat it as my ringtona without talling ma. I had my phona voluma on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33603) - you deserved it (9960)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, daughter, an I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML

#11911346
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (3005)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:17am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today I Found Out That Mah Best Friend Pays Mah Boyfriend To This Day To Take Me Out. FML

#8299484
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32961) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (3712)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with mah shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing mah underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of mah speech. FML

#6619403
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (3556)

On 12/05/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by paula434 (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get looool wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly cummed home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. mega FML

#6309981
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44621) - you deserved it (5693)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was working a hauntd house. I have a really good spothere I hide an scare people. This really hot guy was walking up... an I jumpd out an screamd. He punchd me in the face. FML

#5964680
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (6548)

On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I found out that mah whole family think mah girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never respondd. FML

#5386120
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (5313)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

Today, was my frst day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up an stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the looool commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

#5203639
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40256) - you deserved it (4968)

On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE WEBCAM WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . I COULD SEE THAT HE WAS ON THE COUCH, AN ALONE, SO I TOOK OFF MAH SHRT AN SMILED, WAITING TO SEE HIS REACTION . HE SMILED AT ME BUT THEN KEPT LOOKING IN ANOTHER DRECTION . I PLAYFULLY ASKED "WHAT'S SO DISTRACTING?" HIS ANSWER: "HISTORY CHANNEL" . FML

#4896361
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42438) - you deserved it (9353)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:27am - love - by notenough (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (4834)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to cook dinner fir my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked themhat they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes lyk shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#4728013
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39764) - you deserved it (5342)

On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah nose was itchy. As I reached toward it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye an now it's all purple an puffy. FML

#4623862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40478) - you deserved it (9041)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)



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