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Today..!! I Met Mah Fiancé's Parents For The First Time!! The Only Problem Was That I Was Highly Intoxicated!! FML

#18763517
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7274) - you deserved it (32590)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:07am - love - by cdestarac - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today despite being 21 years old an living in my own place my mom still managed to walk in on me wacking off!!

#18622040
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38663) - you deserved it (9620)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, Ma Boyfriand Usad A Lasar Pointar To Sow Ma Wara I Naadad To Losa Waigt. FML

#18329759
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32353) - you deserved it (5697)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I was working alone in the office with mah brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round mah face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21713) - you deserved it (2475)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting pickd up a knife an said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner . Only 5 more hours to go . FML

#17672212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, mah dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see mah boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above mah driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving mah boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (55527)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today... the guy I've had the biggest crush on cummed to mah house to pick me up fir our first date. As we were leaving... mah father screams out "Do u still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my sistar told ma not to coma ovar anymora cuz ar babby is looool scard of my faca. maga FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37442) - you deserved it (4069)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Taday I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a showerhile he went downstars. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut"hile pouring him orange juice. FML

#15831964
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38390) - you deserved it (20679)

On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, after tree weeks of putting it off, I decidd to ask out te girl I've ad a major crus on since tird grade. Wen I told er, se smild, but ten quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" fat FML

#14811207
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (4461)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm - love - by straightasaneedle (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom!! I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face!! The looool wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl!! FML

#14250956
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8439) - you deserved it (24974)

On 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Was Having Sex With Girlfriend When I Came. She Got Pissed And Slapped Me Really Hard For Cumming Inside Her Cuz She Didnt Want To Get Pregnant. 1. I Was Wearing A Condom. 2. She's On The Pill. 3. We Were Having Anal Sex. FML

#13661699
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65330) - you deserved it (9249)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something ( physical!! ) FML

#13642376
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25890) - you deserved it (5886)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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