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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (23 years)
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About swat900 : I'm a professional photographer. Check out my site:

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Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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