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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About swash984 : Anti-social guy. That's all you need to know.
I'm an otaku.
I have a career.
I'm currently single.
My hobbies are gaming, staying in shape by larp and well sleep.
I'm a bit on the nerdy side

Any questions? Feel free to message me.

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Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14023) - you deserved it (1054)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (6335)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30635) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59020) - you deserved it (5775)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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