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swash984

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swash984

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About swash984 : Anti-social guy. That's all you need to know.
I'm an otaku.
I have a career.
I'm currently single.
My hobbies are gaming, staying in shape by larp and well sleep.
I'm a bit on the nerdy side

Any questions? Feel free to message me.

swash984's page activity

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Fucked!<b>MurkwoodForest</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:00pm

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I agree, their lives suck

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swash984's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

#21458464
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21404) - you deserved it (2422)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML

#21422437
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (1623)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm - animals - by foxownerapperantly - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35147) - you deserved it (7322)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (2584)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61924) - you deserved it (6078)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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