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swash984

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About swash984 : Anti-social guy. That's all you need to know.
I'm an otaku.
I have a career.
I'm currently single.
My hobbies are gaming, staying in shape by larp and well sleep.
I'm a bit on the nerdy side

Any questions? Feel free to message me.

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Visits<b>clrichmond2009</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 4:27am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:25pm<b>deejay109</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:54pm<b>MurkwoodForest</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 8:19am<b>dimos4ever</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 5:41am<b>Lanker</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 4:02pm<b>RandomUsername88</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 2:38pm<b>JigokuShoujo87</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 2:26pm<b>AviatOfficial</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:36am<b>coltonte3</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 3:31am<b>JINXnocturnal</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:24am<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 11:48am<b>KrimZon24601</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 7:41pm<b>Mak007</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 7:57am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 7:15am<b>UM_210</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 5:51am<b>theboringdolphin</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 9:18pm<b>Amishmann</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 3:25am

Liked!<b>MurkwoodForest</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:00pm

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swash984's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32920) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (6806)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30806) - you deserved it (2224)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59063) - you deserved it (5780)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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