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About swash984 : Anti-social guy. That's all you need to know.
I'm an otaku.
I have a career.
I'm currently single.
My hobbies are gaming, staying in shape by larp and well sleep.
I'm a bit on the nerdy side

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Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58977) - you deserved it (5771)

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