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swantonboy96
  • Town/Country : athens, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 April 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About swantonboy96 : I have been fucked over by life so im gonna talk about it!

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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

#8797344 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (12871) - you deserved it (4550)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

#8730305 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (13036) - you deserved it (6661)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

#8607847 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (1058)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

#8445794 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (17748) - you deserved it (1541)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML

#8368269 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (18414) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (4940)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

#8067706 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (16900) - you deserved it (1592)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

#8047557 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (19400) - you deserved it (4562)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

#8013959 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (18699) - you deserved it (1741)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by Chrissy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

#8012707 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (18834) - you deserved it (1081)

On 02/08/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by dmachin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

#8012702 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (3423) - you deserved it (27918)

On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (17390) - you deserved it (9061)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

#7927538 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (17502) - you deserved it (3782)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

#7811688 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (1688)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)