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Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML


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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML


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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML


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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

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