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Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

#334
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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

#331
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
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On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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