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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 September 1986 (27 years)
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Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

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194 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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106 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

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71 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
172 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
137 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States



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