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by Gracie-Ann / 07/01/2013 at 2:38am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by rubgy_lover / 06/27/2013 at 11:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
by authorx / 06/27/2013 at 12:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
by blahblah / 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by the_lonely_life / 06/26/2013 at 9:02pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
by MadMax / 06/26/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
by theunluckylifeofme / 06/26/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to learn who's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuses like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved here and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML
by LyraAlluse / 06/26/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML
by vbecka / 06/26/2013 at 1:08pm / Norway (Oslo) / Miscellaneous
Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 1:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 5:07am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…