About sw33th3art : i love to hang out with friends and go have fun. im a sweet person and loving. im also black asian and german. ( good mix!) i love to just have a good time. im always smiling :) dont be scared to hit me upp. im super friendly :)
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sw33th3art's favorite FMLs
by kinky / 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen / 08/04/2010 at 3:58am / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
by Cheated / 08/03/2010 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by idgit42 / 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Money
by lonelyguy321 / 07/27/2010 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
by draegoncode / 07/26/2010 at 12:34am / Intimacy
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
by cameltoeyourface / 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
by girlgirlinsanity / 07/25/2010 at 7:09am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by breathexali / 07/24/2010 at 6:50am / United States (New York) / Health
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