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sw2f2fchik612
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 June 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1527
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sw2f2fchik612 : Hello, my name is Summer! :D
I love music, video games, laughing, and animals.

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Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (36146) - you deserved it (2162)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

#7125944 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (21534) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (4228) - you deserved it (33841)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (31955) - you deserved it (4869)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013 (863)

I agree, your life sucks (45394) - you deserved it (372690)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

#245096 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (31610)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

#30754 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (20713) - you deserved it (41547)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)



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