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About svalaedgren : 17 year old girl from Sweden. Ask for snapchat

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Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (2163)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was Dabating If I Actually Do Talk To Mysalf. I Was Having This Convarsation With Mysalf. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today , I thought I was home alone , so I started singing to mah cat. After a half hour of this , I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to fine mah parent standing in mah doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11713) - you deserved it (19161)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today Ma Dog Managd To Pull A One-pound Package Of Raw Bacon Out And Eat Te Entire Package Including Te Cardboard. Te Vets Ceereden Tey Finally Got Im To Puke Up Te Entire Uncewd Package Of Bacon. FML

TODAY, I WAS WASING DISES WEN I PICKED UP A PLATE AN SAW A UGE SPIDER. TRYING TO BE NICE, I TOOK TE PLATE OUTSIDE AN TRIED TO GENTLY PUS TE SPIDER OFF. TE WIND BLEW IT INTO EYE. FML

#19164002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (5134)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I SAW A PICTURE OF MY CREEPY UNCLE AND ME ON FACEBOOK, WIC E AD CAPTIONED "ME AND MY WOMAN," AND POSTED SEVERAL LEWD COMMENTS ON. I GUESS E FORGOT I'M IS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK. MEGA FML

#19161997
171 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today... I was posing in front of the mirror... when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9438) - you deserved it (32764)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (5269)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was preparing dinner 4 mah in-laws 4 the frst time. Nervous , I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare , I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser , if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10116) - you deserved it (34794) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chars!! I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD!! FML

#19118368
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15141) - you deserved it (52693)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML

#19117584
104 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

yesterday my boyfriend poked me on Facebook!! I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks!! FML

#19112130
95 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I STARTD SPEAKING GIBBERISH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION WITH MOM TO SEE IF SHE WOULD NOTICE. SHE DIDN'T. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend dumpd me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (2778)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States



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