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Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML
Today , I thought I was home alone , so I started singing to mah cat. After a half hour of this , I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to fine mah parent standing in mah doorway. FML
Today Ma Dog Managd To Pull A One-pound Package Of Raw Bacon Out And Eat Te Entire Package Including Te Cardboard. Te Vets Ceereden Tey Finally Got Im To Puke Up Te Entire Uncewd Package Of Bacon. FML
Today , I was preparing dinner 4 mah in-laws 4 the frst time. Nervous , I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare , I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser , if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML
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