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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63807) - you deserved it (4800)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46821) - you deserved it (4712)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61612) - you deserved it (4968)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63537) - you deserved it (7499)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (17472) - you deserved it (54826)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by nothing (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53296) - you deserved it (5618)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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