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About svalaedgren : 17 year old girl from Sweden. Ask for snapchat

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Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (8924)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (8924)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31499) - you deserved it (35589)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45583) - you deserved it (4473)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36316) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (3023)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

#7739701
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29888) - you deserved it (3169)

On 01/31/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by bthms - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35805) - you deserved it (2805)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

#6850443
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11449) - you deserved it (36055)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11074) - you deserved it (37524)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

#6474999
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21871) - you deserved it (7061)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7326) - you deserved it (80875)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53100) - you deserved it (2851)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45063) - you deserved it (3474)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

#5645915
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19527) - you deserved it (44930)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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