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About svalaedgren : 17 year old girl from Sweden. Ask for snapchat

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Today , Out Of Abit , I Said "See U Later" To A Creepy Old Male Customer Wo Stared At My Cest Te Wole Time I Was Serving Im. His Response Was To Wink And Say , "O , U Will." Mega FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28896) - you deserved it (4810)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today...ile looking in te mrror at ma full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face... ma fater came up biend me an said... "Don't worry son... I ad acne lyk taten I was yur age". I replied... "No u didn't"... an is immediate responsiele lauging was... "No... I didn't." FML

#18843385
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (2856)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting lyk an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22284) - you deserved it (2138)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Taday wa had a sprint raca in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to bacausa I'm a littla chubby. Tha raca startad and I shot off as fast as I could, somahow in tha laad. Evaryona was chaaring. Whan I was naaring tha finish lina I turnad around, only to saa tha raca hadn't startad yat. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35216) - you deserved it (8183)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3145)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, I was walking to looool the back office, an I didn't know mah manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

#17617939
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28728) - you deserved it (3458)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

#17436127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22110) - you deserved it (13568)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States

Today , it's my brtday. Out of loneliness , I went to order some flowers an a cake "for a friend". Te guy wo delivered it to my ouse was te same guy from te counter. real FML

#17271800
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31215) - you deserved it (11845)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interruptedhile doing mah make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in mah second eye brow. FML

#16046636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15607) - you deserved it (25012)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I shavd mah haad bacausa I haard that ona of mah good friands got cancar. I want to visit har in tha hospital. Sha's not bald. FML

#15907460
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18877) - you deserved it (54200)

On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today at 6am I was waiting fir the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeles man cummed up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's Ke$ha and that she really has to put her cloths back on. mega FML

#15432254
285 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

2DAY I PRINTED OUT A PICTURE OF THE POPULAR GRL IN SCHOOL AS A SORT OF 'MODEL' 4 HOW I WANTED MY HAIR CUT. THE HARDRESSER TAPED THE PICTURE TO THE MRROR SO HE COULD SEE. HALFWAY THROUGH, MY 'MODEL' CAME IN 4 AN APPOINTMENT. FML

#14993879
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (20048)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , boss walked in an said something I didn't quite hear , but co-worker chuckled so to be polite , I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor an co-worker was coughing. FML

#14471297
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10923) - you deserved it (30710)

On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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