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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About suuuuurrrrraaaaa : Former Hooters Girl, working as full time Manager at the front desk of Country Inns & Suites, hopefully pursuing modeling in the future, and a loving momma to a beautiful little girl with my high school sweetheart :)

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89000) - you deserved it (234437)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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