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suslord

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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suslord's favorite FMLs

Today... my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

#21246592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (2743)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47573) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, to teac ma 14-year-old son a serious lesson 4 bullying a cild at scool again, I grounded im 4 te rest of te year. He just snorted an said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year ten! Tanks, mum!" an appily retreated to is bedroom. FML

#21132433
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44575) - you deserved it (8532)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I askd the grl I lyk if she had her eye on anyone , subtly hinting that I wantd to date her . I sat there while she confessd her love 4 her cousin . FML

#21130812
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47440) - you deserved it (5644)

On 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm - love - by Wowthanks - United States (Colorado)

Today... I asked mah son to go to the grocery store across the street an pick up some lettuce. He sighed an said... "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (6672)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

TADAY MAH NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING GRANDMA BOUGHT ME A NEW T-SHRT. IT WOULD'VE BEEN SWEET IF IT DIDN'T HAVE THE WORD ( BONDAGE ) WRITTEN ON THE BACK IN PRETTY, BOLD LETTERS. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WEAR IT WHILE WE WENT SHOPPING. FML

#21094283
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34689) - you deserved it (3339)

On 03/23/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today , I found out what it feels lyk to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus . FML

#21088237
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42702) - you deserved it (5859)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY.. . I WAITED ON A GENTLEMAN AN HIS LADY FRIEND AT MAH RESTAURANT . THEY ORDERED SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU.. . AN I THOUGHT I'D GET A NICE TIP . INSTEAD.. . HE TIPPED ME A SCRAP OF PAPER.. . CONTAINING A DRAWING OF A COCK JIZZING ON A CARICATURE OF MAH FACE.. . AN THE WORD "THANKS."

#21088206
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42318) - you deserved it (3769)

On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41298) - you deserved it (7779)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I went to an auction 4 the first time. When the run-down house I wantd to bid 4 came up... I opend bidding at £12...000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleasd... I turnd to the person next to me and said... "Lucky me!" She replid... "Yes... lucky you!" and then under her breath said... "Cockhead". FML

#21080041
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36692) - you deserved it (8713)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Brd. I was so excited at bieng about to beat mah high score that I got a hard-on. FML

#21074219
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (19802)

On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, on Facabook, somaona wrota a status implying that sha was going to kill harsalf . I callad a mutual friand, asking to chack up on har . Tha naxt status tha girl puts up said, "Somaona thought I was going to commit suicida! Haha what a losar!" FML

#21071970
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50170) - you deserved it (4622)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Taday I Joined Friends Out Brtday Clubbing. After I'd Gotten A Little Drunk, A Few Guys Asked Fir Number. I Rattled Off Random Numbers, Until I Accidentally Said Moter's. Guesso Woke Up To A Text At 2:17 In Te Morning, Containing A Picture Of A Penis. FML

#21022033
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27022) - you deserved it (35211)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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