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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3027
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sushichick : I'm sushichick. I used to just lurk around here but I got sucked into the wonderful world of commenting and it's addicting as fuck. Please excuse my vulgar language, sarcasm, and overt narcissism. (People, keep thumbing me up please, you're boosting my already over-inflated ego! :D)
In all seriousness, I just try to be myself and want to leave my own legacy here (no offense to the likes of Doc, Noor and Perdix, they're pretty fucking amazing). Message me, bitches, I can now respond on my mobile device! :D
12/12/12: A day I'll never forget, my first FML was published. It still brings a tear to my eye this day.

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Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39289) - you deserved it (3995)

On 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Blank (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10118) - you deserved it (38616)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8468) - you deserved it (29490)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm - animals - by Rafiki (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32212) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12227) - you deserved it (51587)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29675) - you deserved it (2276)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9321) - you deserved it (33342)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35151) - you deserved it (25080)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss' 13 year old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7443) - you deserved it (46984)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by ash203 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29848) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/07/2009 at 3:54am - animals - by SeeMeInTheDark (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34725) - you deserved it (3306)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got in a hotel elevator. There was a kid in there also. He got off on the 3rd floor. As he was stepping from the elevator, he decided to press every single button. It's a 35 floor hotel. My room is on the 32nd floor. FML

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31578) - you deserved it (3107)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9706) - you deserved it (44340)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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