About sushichick : I'm sushichick. I used to just lurk around here but I got sucked into the wonderful world of commenting and it's addicting as fuck. Please excuse my vulgar language, sarcasm, and overt narcissism. (People, keep thumbing me up please, you're boosting my already over-inflated ego! :D)
In all seriousness, I just try to be myself and want to leave my own legacy here (no offense to the likes of Doc, Noor and Perdix, they're pretty fucking amazing). Message me, bitches, I can now respond on my mobile device! :D
12/12/12: A day I'll never forget, my first FML was published. It still brings a tear to my eye this day.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 1:33am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16031) - you deserved it (2691) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16031) - you deserved it (2691) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)
Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States
Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)
Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
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