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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2140
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About surferchick96 : The saying "music is life" is true to me. Without it i wouldnt be me!
Love:
Music
Guys
Animals
Guys
Water
Performing
Guys

Hate:
Girls
Middle school
Math

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surferchick96's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

#6283772
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35303) - you deserved it (6780)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

#5378920
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40235) - you deserved it (3723)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

#4421825
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82107) - you deserved it (7115)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

#3806644
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64979) - you deserved it (2966)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53081) - you deserved it (22147)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43385) - you deserved it (4475)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

#2914098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52439) - you deserved it (14778)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for 3 hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML

#2267946
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89798) - you deserved it (5253)

On 05/25/2009 at 4:54am - intimacy - by ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74178) - you deserved it (44103)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (195210) - you deserved it (16204)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36898) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41684) - you deserved it (3311)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40719) - you deserved it (2710)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version



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