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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1768
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About surferchick96 : The saying "music is life" is true to me. Without it i wouldnt be me!
Love:
Music
Guys
Animals
Guys
Water
Performing
Guys

Hate:
Girls
Middle school
Math

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Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

#20030486
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27461) - you deserved it (1592)

On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24929) - you deserved it (3562)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34600) - you deserved it (3445)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61874) - you deserved it (9674)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49528) - you deserved it (8054)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29659) - you deserved it (2900)

On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29659) - you deserved it (2900)

On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57342) - you deserved it (6217)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26318) - you deserved it (4843)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23012) - you deserved it (6573)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29037) - you deserved it (3166)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52134) - you deserved it (4073)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent christmas eve googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good christmas. FML

#6933145
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23007) - you deserved it (2934)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55889) - you deserved it (2366)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)



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