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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (4454)

On 03/12/2013 at 6:43pm - kids - by um... maybe (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27309) - you deserved it (12999)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20663) - you deserved it (48029)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)



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