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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
superxmario91's favorite FMLs
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Kids
by Order of the Dangling Testicles / 01/28/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by shanannygians07 / 01/26/2014 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 10:43am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:28am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by DJ / 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 10:11am / United States / Love