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superwolf33

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superwolf33
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About superwolf33 : Well now let's see. Racing boats is my hobby pretty much. work kinda runs my life sometimes. I like to go paintballing when I get the chance. I grew up In in Texas and Montana that's pretty much it so yea feel free to message me here or my kik/ snapchat at superwolf33

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Visits<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:38am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 10:52am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:46pm<b>jodie_manuel</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 9:47pm<b>SexyMexi21</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:09pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:46am<b>sorryheadphones</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:12am<b>oliviaaclairee</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:08pm<b>xX111514Xx</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:09am<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 11:28pm<b>MlleCerise</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:36pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 7:58am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:06pm<b>vlopez917</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 9:07pm<b>HeyBaeItsCae</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 7:43pm<b>andiiibandiii526</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:27pm<b>sailing_is_life</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:14pm

Fucked!<b>xX111514Xx</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:22pm<b>SexyMexi21</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 5:08am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:26pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 8:06am<b>cargobob</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 4:36am<b>leahb99</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:16pm<b>iliiana__</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 12:32pm<b>TumnA</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 1:37am<b>heroforhirex95</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 7:51am<b>hailleylynn</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 5:09am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 3:21am<b>equitationbound</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:21am<b>lolonewsom</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 4:54am<b>annapanda143</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 5:30am<b>907frostygirl</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 7:59am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 6:11am<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 2:14am<b>Ari3l</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:37pm

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superwolf33's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (8546)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

#21334934
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/11/2015 at 3:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
113 comments

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32958) - you deserved it (2654)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

#21259194
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:17am - work - by cazzb - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

#21248639
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (9505)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36498) - you deserved it (3219)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45359) - you deserved it (8072)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40158) - you deserved it (7300)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

#21244302
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38053) - you deserved it (5049)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:40am - animals - by abusedparrot - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

#21244207
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42179) - you deserved it (6648)

On 08/24/2014 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

#21243572
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54223) - you deserved it (5409)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24967) - you deserved it (45173)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42652) - you deserved it (5145)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

#21242918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51258) - you deserved it (3689)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:02am - love - by lolatmylife - United States



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