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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it didn't flush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17645) - you deserved it (2816)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19328) - you deserved it (6976)

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