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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (19 years)
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Today... these kids in my math class told me to ask this grl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelld 'what's a clit'? Everyone lookd at me. I'm a senior in high school... no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35588) - you deserved it (77422)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday I was pushing mah 4 yaar old on tha looool swing !! I did wat wa call our "undar doggia push": I throw har up in tha air whila I run undarnaath har bafora sha hits ma coming back down !! I walkad away to gat mah watar and sha yallad across tha park "Can wa do it doggia-styla again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55661) - you deserved it (17771)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to mah place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 andhen I went to flush the toilet to mah horror it didn't flush. FML

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly askd 4 the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter cummd back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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