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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1962 (51 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1530
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About supernaturalcat : Hi! Welcome to my profile. I'm an avid reader & love to hang out with my 16 yr old daughter. I've been on FML since March when I had back surgery but didn't know you had to fill this out for credits. Now my only life goal is earning more badges (ha ha).

I really enjoy reading comments by all especially; DocBastard, Perdix & so many more. Sorry if I visit yor profile often but being "old" I don't always remember I've already looked (haha).

If you have any questions feel free to message me. Thanks for reading my rambling... :)

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supernaturalcat's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML

#2909959
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48639) - you deserved it (4926)

On 06/15/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by need2eat - United States (California)

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

#1743823
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60226) - you deserved it (4689)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:28am - health - by gimp. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML

#1716877
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (15990)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JuniorDetective (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes she said with a sigh of relief "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

#1142884
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57497) - you deserved it (4060)

On 04/20/2009 at 12:51am - love - by mildver (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

#1048842
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67564) - you deserved it (11402)

On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

#1019315
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69527) - you deserved it (4277)

On 04/16/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by yellow_sunflowers101 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

#153309
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51091) - you deserved it (5336)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

#3161
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18424) - you deserved it (1727)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by flying solo - United States (California)

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

#1633
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16232) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm - animals - by dirtyfoot - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21024) - you deserved it (2714)

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