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Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML
Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML
Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Yesterday , after cleaning ma ouse because I'd trown a party all weekend wile ma parents were gone , I still got caugt because somebody tried to make beer popsicles wit Q-Tips in te ice trays in ma freezer . FML
Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom . I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet . When I woke up and rushed back out, mah date was gone . Everyone now think I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her . FML
Taday while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me . The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before . I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back . mega FML
Today , I parkad in a diffarant lot cuz tha ona I usually park in was full. Whan I cama back latar , a bumpar stickar was stuck to tha windshiald that said , ( INCONSIDERATE F*** , DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN! ) To maka mattar worsa , it was stuck on with a spacial typa of glua , so it can't ba ramovad. FML
Today , I woke up in roommate's bed. Apparently , the previous night I sleep-walked into her room , layed on her bed , and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Yesterday, mah sister an I got fittd fir bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off mah bright pink thong an left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman cummd out of the room holding mah thong. She had trid it on. FML
Friday 27 March 2015