Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 04/07/2014 at 10:43pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

supermansgf's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:35pm<b>cakefete2</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 8:43pm<b>lb562</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 8:28pm<b>SolarFlare</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 4:53am<b>accidentalsheep</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 4:31am<b>s1s1</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 9:52am<b>dextrementor</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 1:29am<b>Revalk</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 11:46am<b>mjlocat</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 11:06am<b>HumbleExistence</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 3:06am<b>killthedead</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 6:34pm<b>house51</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 5:44pm<b>JeremyO777</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 3:52pm<b>lannisters</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 3:50pm<b>2i1337i2iscore</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 3:47pm<b>Screamalovesong</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 3:30pm<b>Schizomaniac</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 2:04pm<b>dragonf1y</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 1:47pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:35pm

supermansgf's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of supermansgf's badges

supermansgf's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56059) - you deserved it (8391)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55475) - you deserved it (20077)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25535) - you deserved it (44241)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21293) - you deserved it (40603)

On 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by trp007 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45575) - you deserved it (3374)

On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44653) - you deserved it (13115)

On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46555) - you deserved it (3273)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51649) - you deserved it (4683)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (4812)

On 11/25/2010 at 4:01pm - misc - by El Camino (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22960) - you deserved it (4350)

On 11/21/2009 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by sleepwalker - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47031) - you deserved it (10300)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: