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Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I decided it was easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by manutdlol - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by runner - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by prayforme (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by LadySteph12 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
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