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superjewguy

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superjewguy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About superjewguy : just here for laughs and to make fun of stupid people

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superjewguy's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24977) - you deserved it (45195)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

#21179835
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57811) - you deserved it (5367)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

#21127873
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49756) - you deserved it (4537)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44602) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)



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