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About superjewguy : just here for laughs and to make fun of stupid people
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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Monday 5 October 2015