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superjewguy

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superjewguy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About superjewguy : just here for laughs and to make fun of stupid people

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superjewguy's favorite FMLs

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

#21179835
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54356) - you deserved it (5055)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

#21127873
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48276) - you deserved it (4391)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41991) - you deserved it (6628)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)



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