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superguppy19
  • Town/Country : up your ass, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2928
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About superguppy19 : I'm chill I'm a guppy and that's it :p fishy fishy

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superguppy19's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59094) - you deserved it (8365)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML

#14055521
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26588) - you deserved it (2382)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52481) - you deserved it (9843)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

#14022149
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (2667)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Username -

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

#13934801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24200) - you deserved it (3336)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML

#13927499
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (2920)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

#13913200
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19060) - you deserved it (4228)

On 11/20/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17663) - you deserved it (8346)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML

Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML

#13701806
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (16663)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

#13698709
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18348) - you deserved it (9084)

On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

#13675259
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19999) - you deserved it (9585)

On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

#13630841
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23948) - you deserved it (6296)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

#13571310
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10106) - you deserved it (33848)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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