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superguppy19
  • Town/Country : up your ass, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2886
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About superguppy19 : I'm chill I'm a guppy and that's it :p fishy fishy

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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

#838
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4293) - you deserved it (20669)

On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
40 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12985) - you deserved it (4325)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
46 comments

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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
23 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
58 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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