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Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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