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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4089
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About superguppy19 : I'm chill I'm a guppy and that's it :p fishy fishy

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Today... when mah husband got home from work... I was standing in the kitchen... wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55357) - you deserved it (5905)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had just opend up some porn on mah laptop when mah mom walkd into mah room, so I slammd the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closd.

#5925
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15603) - you deserved it (44884)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

2day I ralaasd a noxious, unforgiving fart in ma cubicla not tinking anyting of it. You know, ona of tosa sulfurou cloud you gat ta morning aftar a faw good baars. Momant latar, ma managar walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in ta morning, no ona alsa is around. FML

#5873
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8115) - you deserved it (20314)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in a huga fight with mah mom!! So, I want to mah room an lockd mysalf in thara an playd loud music so I didn't hava to haar har!! Sha than dacidas to yall at ma ovar facabook!! Shortly aftar, I looool log out of Facabook!! Sha than starts yalling at ma on Yahoo!! Damn tachnology!! FML

#3491
44 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, my roomate took te toilet paper out of my batroom. I went into is room to look fir it, only to fine a large wad of it balled up near is laptop an mouse. FML

#3161
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19380) - you deserved it (1806)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by flying solo - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant . Now I know y we haven't been having sex . real FML

#3148
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21783) - you deserved it (2678)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today... I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately... he had one frst. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50226) - you deserved it (6823)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went into mah office and told mah boss that I hated mah job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during mah exit. FML

#3037
18 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to mah place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 andhen I went to flush the toilet to mah horror it didn't flush. FML

#1663
32 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the ugliest grl in school walked by me an said "ewwww". FML

#1091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24503) - you deserved it (7298)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realizd that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. looool FML

#1052
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5958) - you deserved it (37130)

On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

yesterday we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over an busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
85 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam an it will take me hours to go through an unmark them. fat FML

#838
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4990) - you deserved it (22678)

On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

2day I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with!! I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me!! After a while I went back to check mah email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost!! FML

#663
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21034) - you deserved it (6659)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)



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